1. “I love you and I like you”
2. “Immature love says: ‘I love you because I need you.’ Mature love says ‘I need you because I love you”
3. “I promise to love you forever; every single day of forever”
4. “I just wanna go over there and kiss him. How can I kiss him without letting him know that I like him”
5. “I love you… I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, every hope and every dream I’ve ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, every day we are together is the greatest day of my life”
6. “I love you very much, probably more than anybody could love another person”
7. “We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness—and call it love—true love”
8. “I wanted it to be you, I wanted it to be you so badly”
9. “I wish I knew how to quit you”
10. “Love is quivering happiness”
11. “If I tell you I love you, can I keep you forever?”
12. “I love you”
13. “Love, I’ve come to understand, is more than three words mumbled before bedtime”
14. “I’ve fallen in love. I’m an ordinary woman. I didn’t think such violent things could happen to ordinary people”
15. “Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing”
16. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life”
17. “Love is sharing your popcorn”
18. “Love is something eternal, the aspect may change, but not the essence”
19. “I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?”
20. “At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet”
21. “If music be the food of love, play on”
22. “I love you and that’s the beginning and end of everything”
23. “Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies”
24. “You had me at hello”
25. “When I look at you, I can feel it. I look at you and I’m home”
26. “The best thing to hold onto in life is each other”
27. “There is no remedy for love but to love more”
28. “I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her”
29. “I am in you and you in me, mutual in divine love”
30. “Love is being stupid together”
31. “The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart”
32. “But you’ve slipped under my skin, invaded my blood and seized my heart”
33. “I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone”
34. “What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined for life… to strengthen each other… to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories”
35. “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams”
36. “As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once”
37. “To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with”
38. “Love never claims, it ever gives. Love never suffers, never resents, never revenges itself”
39. “J.R.R Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring”
40. “Love is the answer, and you know that for sure/Love is a flower, you’ve got to let it grow”
41. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
42. “As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy”
43. “It’s amazing how one day someone walks into your life, and then the next day you wonder how you lived without them”
44. “You’re just like bacon, beer and chocolate – you make everything better”
45. “I love you more than beer, and I really love beer”
46. “Let’s flip a coin. Heads, I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine”
47. “I love you from my head tomatoes”
48. “I love you even when I’m really, really hungry”
49. “Promise yourself not to be a woman who needs a man to live, but a woman a man needs”
50. “What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday”
51. “Stop waiting for your prince on a white horse. Go and find him. The poor man might be lost or stuck on an island or something”
52. “An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her”
53. “Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight”
54. “Let’s face it, relationships aren’t all sunshine and rainbows, and these funny love quotes joke about some of the ups and downs of being in a relationship”
55. “Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell”
56. “Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to “Unstable””
57. “When a woman says “What?” It’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said”
58. “Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six-hour argument takes talent”
59. “All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you”
60. “Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong”
61. “Getting into a relationship may seem tempting, but so was getting on the Titanic and look what happened there”
62. “Spend a few minutes a day really listening to your spouse. No matter how stupid his problems sound to you”
63. “Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings”
64. “Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else”
65. “I love you enough to make our iPhone-Samsung relationship work”
66. “The four most important words in any marriage: “I’ll do the dishes””
67. “A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it”
68. “The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret”
69. “If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you’re super mad!””
70. “Every girl deserves a guy that can make her smile even when she doesn’t want to”
71. “Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it”
72. “Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think… Damn, he is one lucky man”
73. “I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry”
74. “Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja”
75. “I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole”
76. “Forever is a long time, make sure you spend it with someone who makes you laugh!”
77. “By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher”
78. “The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman”
79. “Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering to carry out the trash”
80. “You’re basically the cutest thing I have ever loved, after my kitten”
81. “Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday… yesterday you were pretty annoying”
82. “I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it”
83. “Together with you is my favorite place to be.”
84. “A collection of funny love quotes for him from her, some with love quote images that you can send on social media to your special guy”
85. “Love makes people do silly things. Like, it made me send you this message”
86. “Will you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back”
87. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
88. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
89. “You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!”
90. “You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet”
91. “Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.”
92. “I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a care bear, I’d definitely fight a care bear for you”
93. “Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along”
94. “Good thing I brought my library card because I’m totally checking you out”
95. “Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile”
96. “I solemnly swear I am up to no good. Especially when I am all alone with you”
97. “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it”
98. “I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME”
99. “You must be made of Iodine, Livermorium, and Uranium because I Lv U!”
100. “You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life”
.101 “A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days”
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